], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and COMPANY behind some bushes watching.]. ], [Then a huge tree is absolutely packed with MAIDENS tied to it. Monty Python Play French Taunter Free Hot lyrics Midnight Sky Miley Cyrus Positions Ariana Grande Therefore I Am Billie Eilish Monster Shawn Mendes Christmas Saves The Year twenty one pilots Willow Taylor Swift Monty Python - French Taunter Lyrics And now I want to turn you to Sumeria,. And gallantly he chickened out Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, Gilliam in particular has gone on to have a highly successful career directing films like Time Bandits, Brazil, The Fisher King, 12 Monkeys, and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. For example, one talented player used Minecraft to build a Hobbit homefrom TheLord of the Rings. ARTHUR: (Grabbing him by the collar) Shut up, will you. Like the movie, the parody ends with the French castle barely hurt and the English retreating. Ha ha haaa ha! possibly, atmospheric music. ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. GOD: That is your purpose Arthur the Quest for the Holy Grail [It is gone. Often misremembered as Im not quite dead or Im not dead yet, the old man protesting his placement on the plague cart is a deliciously dark joke done with great sincerity. In another doorway an OLD WOMAN is beating a cat against a wall rather like one does with a mat. after a few more seconds we hear hoofbeats in the distance. I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old! These questions range between easy and absurd. MIX TO the group now plus SIR GAWAIN and PAGE (who is weighted down by an enormous quantity of luggage) riding down by a stream and approaching SIR HECTOR. Monty Python and The Holy Grail Scene 23: The French Fight Dirty or Why Everyone Hates the French ARTHUR: Lancelot! Dead Collector He isn't! Loimbard. - Monty . He rides off. Shes got hugetracts of land King of Swamp Castle. I fart in your general direction. See you on Thursday. [ARTHUR raises his eyes heavenwards and nods to PATSY. When they wanted a name to go before that, John Cleese suggested something slithery like Python, while Eric Idle came up with the name Monty to suggest a sort of drunken British stereotype. [PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.]. No sooner [A KNIGHT rides into shot and hacks him to the ground. And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, Anyway, you've got bad breath. Nods and they move forward. ARTHUR and PATSY ride up, and stop before the PEASANT]. In this introductory episode. [They set off again almost immediately they are suffused in ethereal radiance and strange heavenly choir music. Run away! Finding Your Holy Grail helps people navigate the post-pandemic reality we now find ourselves in. clip8 The French Taunting -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - YouTube About the sacred quest:http://youtu.be/XB1tk4Www0AHoly cow~ About the sacred. SECOND HEAD: Look, it'll make it much simpler if I vote with me. Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot. . It comes nearer. Next: Minecraft Player's Enormous Shrek Build Takes The Ogre To New Heights. We do routines and chorus scenes un cadeau. very keen. The film technically takes place in 932 A.D. but features modern characters anachronistically intruding on the hilarity. Movie Ratings: 7.8/105,016 Votes. ARTHUR: (Scornfully) So? HISTORIAN: Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. battlements a SOLDIER is dimly seen. Over here BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. The hilarious first narrative feature from the Beatles of British comedy troupes, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a wordy, dense and rewarding film to revisiteven if you think youve caught every last gag. Un cadeau. Synopsis. ARTHUR addresses him.]. Come along. The castle (Eilean Donan) has washing hanging outside it. Some of the key points to watch out for: The 'King Brian the Wild' scene (and several characters that appeared only in that scene) disappeared entirely. They pass rune stones. GALAHAD: I am on a quest for the Holy Grail. ROBIN: Shut up. ], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and the group. It even made it on a t-shirt at one point. ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? Cuenta con una puntuacin muy alta en IMDb: 8.2 estrellas de 10. Then Silence. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. ARTHUR: All of us are we are all Britons. ARTHUR: Please, please good people. THIRD HEAD: (to SIR ROBIN) Sorry about this but I have to be fair. Back. When King Arthur meets the Black Knight, a lonely warrior guarding a bridge in the forest, we get what's arguably the most-quoted line in the film. A blessing from the lord. of Camelot. And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot, THIRD HEAD: (to SIR ROBIN, referring to FIRST HEAD) For God's sake, CUT that one off, and do us all a favour. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! The first feature film by the Monty Python team is a mock heroic tale set in medieval Britain with lots of silly things going on besides. The cow lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely.]. FIRST HEAD: All right! FIRST HEAD: In that case I shall have to kill you. Ni! Sound FX of the fight reaching a climax. Suppose two swallows carried it together? Forty-five episodes were made over four series. Will you join me? On the castle battlements a SOLDIER is dimly seen. ], [We stay for a moment on the glade. Run away! They could be carried. 6 CLOSE-UP of a book on which is written: THE BOOK OF THE FILM. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Ni! There are plenty of ways to identify a witch in the world of the Holy Grail, but none as satisfyingly silly as referring to a time when you were transmogrified into an amphibian. )], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and PATSY. FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes. [Both THIRD and FIRST HEADS turn away slightly, making faces.]. They suddenly hear something. MAN: I'm French. GALAHAD: Open. FOURTH VILLAGER: Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere. He speaks straight to CAMERA in a documentary kind of way. (sinking to his knees) I thank thee O Lord that in thy [He kicks ARTHUR hard on the side of the helmet. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. The Orlando Sentinel referred to their sketch show as "not only one of the more enduring icons of 1970s British popular culture, but also an important moment in the evolution of television comedy." Ni! LAUNCELOT: The sods! Turned away and fled. BEDEVERE: Er We Launcelot, Galahad, and I Er leap out of the rabbit and BEDEVERE: Look, if we were to build a large wooden badger [ARTHUR cuffs him. SIR GAWAIN: (to his PAGE as they run away) It's only a model. Thpppt!\" CUT TO shot from over his shoulder: castle (e.g. We may never know how those coconuts got up into England, but we surely learned plenty about how many times per second a swallow needs to beat its wings in order to maintain air-speed velocity. accent, you silly king-a?! After they pass, the LARGE MAN turns to the CART DRIVER]. THIRD HEAD: Ooh, lies! ARTHUR: Now that is my final offer. ROBIN: Oh, that's all right. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Tim the Enchanter. [The BLACK KNIGHT stares impassively and says nothing.]. All the KNIGHTS are left gasping in awe and wonderment. castle by force! weight ratios! In the name of King Arthur. ARTHUR, PATSY, BEDEVERE and PAGE riding through hillside. SECOND SOLDIER: Oh yes, I agree there ARTHUR: (losing patience) Will you ask your master if he wants to join the Knights of Camelot?! wooden badger--. ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary. The coconut's tropical! Nothing really. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be
The poorer verses are made clearer by CUTTING to a group of knights actually engaged in the described task while the line itself is sung. The CART DRIVER very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD MAN.]. MAIDEN: I suppose we're lucky he's only got three heads. In the name of God, FRENCH GUARDS: Hoo hoo! OFFICER #1: All right, sonny. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck in another. [ARTHUR looks at PATSY with obvious satisfaction.]. Another of the most-repeated lines is the simple war cry "Run away!" They are all staring with fascination.]. I've resisted adding this script onto the site for over a year now because I know I'm going to get flooded with e-mails from clueless newbies (most from AOL probably) trying to get me to fix the errors in this script because their version of the movie is different. The Knights of the Round Table Music swells and fades and we MIX THROUGH TO: [Fairly close HEAD-ON SHOT of the KNIGHTS riding along. MIX THROUGH TO: [A KNIGHT is trotting along through a wooden sun-dapled glade, followed by his trusty PAGE banging the usual half coconuts. SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? regarder Monty Python : Sacr Graal ! make castanets out of your testicles already! So they make a further demand: Arthur and Bedevere have had enough, and refuse to cut down a tree with a herring. [He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.]. The insert shots of the Book of the Film were shot on Gilliams living room floor. (More shouts) Run away! [As he moves, the BLACK KNIGHT bars the way.]. 2:28. DENNIS: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) Whoa there! A strange-looking knight stands outside, SIR BEDEVERE.]. I thought we were an autonomous collective DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. In honor of the 40th anniversary of Monty Python's quest for the Holy Grail, here are a few facts you may not have known about the legendary comedy. BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent
Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king. CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him. BEDEVERE: Lancelot! The moral of the story was that if you dont give up you couldnt possibly lose, which was an idea Cleese hated, so he lampooned the quasi-sadistic tale in the movie with supposedly noble knights. Peasant Yes he is. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. SUPERIMPOSE "England AD 787". Haw haw heh Main Page | Holy Grail Sounds | Holy Grail Script | Flying Circus Scripts | Flying Circus Sounds | The Meaning of Life Script | Life of Brian Script | Silly Links. In honor of the 40thanniversary of Monty Pythons quest for the Holy Grail, here are a few facts you may not have known about the legendary comedy. FIRST HEAD: All right! So, you
I order you to shut up. CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king. A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail has been created by the same Minecraft player before, receiving high praise from fans on Reddit. He says he's not dead. Dennis questioning King Arthur's legitimacy. The sheer offense taken by the Creator is funny every time. As night falls. Monty Python & The Holy Grail (Script) . His foe still refuses to concede. Teaser Trailer. - I am. ], [A MAN appears on the battlements. ARTHUR: You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine. [The BODY starts laying into itself with sword and mace, while the HEADS argue and shout with pain. Open the doors. ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. We dance whene'er we're able fellows outwit you a second time! The knights arrive at a castle and ask to see the lord, but are insulted by a French knight (it is not explained why this castle is inhabited by French knights). Sir Not Appearing in This Film is a baby photo of Michael Palins son, Thomas. of the rabbit, uh, and uh BEDEVERE: Oh. A self-perpetuating autocracy? DENNIS: but a two-thirds majority ARTHUR: Be quiet! FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty
This was a solution to the lack of money to spend on horses. OFFICER #1: Just pull it off. [1] The scene in Holy Grail was written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese. Synopsis: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a 1975 British slapstick comedy film concerning the Arthurian legend, written and performed by the comedy group of Monty Python (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin), and directed by Gilliam and Jones. Atillion's fan video demonstrates the creative flexibility ofthe Mojang hit, evengoing one step further than typical movie recreations in Minecraft. If he will give us food and shelter for the
The Employment Turnover of the Credits, 4. SECOND VILLAGER: She turned me into a newt. Lancelot! GOD: Well, don't. Pas : UK "Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada y sus locos seguidores" pelcula de aventuras producida en UK. Ni will be inescapable. King, eh! ARTHUR steps back triumphantly.]. FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! So, of course, there's a plague on. Shes rich. Old man, What knight live in that castle over there? ARTHUR: A man of your strength and skill would be the chief of all my knights ARTHUR: You make me sad. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. ARTHUR gets up still holding his sword. They turn and go off into the mist.]. Well, I can't just call you `Man'. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR, followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts, SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. He asks the first knight his name, his quest, and his favorite color. Oui, oui. But all the decision of that officer DENNIS: must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs. [angels sing] [singing stops] [ethereal music] ARTHUR: The Castle Arrrggh. Gilliam and Jones suggested keeping the movie in the Middle Ages because Jones was interested in the time period (he would go on to write several books on the subject) and Gilliam was inspired by a trilogy of movies by Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini that took place in medieval times. When King Arthur and his knights arrive, they're treated to a barbershop-quartet-style ditty with some very forced rhymes: We're knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. The Knights of Ni are not happy, however, even though their demands are met. The arm plus sword, lies on the ground.]. According to a casting call sent to the school by the production, each student was paid 2, and got free transportation, food, and an abundance of crazy antics for a single days work. I'm sorry. I seek shelter. Bravely taking to his feet Still, every member of the group plays multiple roles, with Palin playing a grand total of 12 different characters: Sir Galahad, the soldier who argues about swallows in the opening scene; Dennis the repressed peasant; a mud villager; a singing Camelot knight; the right head of the Three-Headed Knight; the King of the Swamp Castle; a wedding guest at Swamp Castle; Brother Maynards assistant; the main Knight who says Ni; a French taunting knight; and the narrator. Underappreciated compared to the shocking novelty of the first taunting, Arthurs return to the French castle (and his subsequent taunting) holds a special place in my heart for taking that PG-level grossness and meanness to its limits. Oh,
(Perhaps the GREEN KNIGHT's armour is identical to the BLACK KNIGHT's save for the colour. Then they both do a quick furtive look up and down the street. To the pond. Round Table. Behind the cart walks another MAN who looks slightly more prosperous, but only on the scale of complete and utter impoverishment. [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and PATSY even more impressed. The French taunting that the knights weather is brutal, but perhaps no burn was repeated as often among my circle of Python fans as that wild line about hamsters and elderberries. ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. Like any British historical epic, Holy Grail presents a nightmarish world where death is cheap and hygiene is unknown. command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of
We sing from the diaphragm a lot. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Streaming full movie watch online. The music is jolly and bright, as if triumphant. anyway you've got bad breath. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Monty Python & Holy Grail by Chapman, Graham at the best online prices at eBay! While not confirmed, it's very possible Atillion could end up recreating the entire movie if their clever and funny Minecraft videos continue to impress. # internet # mr # connection # i fart in your general direction. Monty Python : Sacr Graal ! ], [SIR ROBIN rides on a little way with the music building up enormous and terrifying tension, until suddenly there standing before him is an enormous THREE-HEADED KNIGHT.]. During an extremely intense and scrappy match, one wrestler finally tapped out only to discover that his opponent had died during the struggle, meaning he had posthumously won the match. A routine where two XYLOPHONISTS play parts of KNIGHTS' armour producing a pleasing effect.]. A duck! A castle. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Opening Scene, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Camelot Song), Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Im Being Repressed, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Bridge of Death), Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Black Knight, Knights of the round table / Camelot song. One of Monty Pythons calling card joke constructions is presenting an absurdity and then allowing a few characters to nitpick it to death with over-informed logic. If you like it, you've watched it many times (if you don't like it, you may have given up halfway through). With footwork impeccable. ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur That is why I am your king! https://www.scripts.com/script-excerpt/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931/directed%20by, https://www.scripts.com/script/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931. 1. He beats again, shouting:]. Remember all of the best jokes by reading through the best and funniest Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes below. Run away! The cart passes round a dead donkey or cow in the mud. Shot of woodland. BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this? Reddit userAtillion is back with a new Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene made in Minecraft,this time parodyingthe playful taunt betweenthe Knights of the Round Table and the French soldiers. As King Arthur and his knights enter the last stages of their quest, they approach a cave strewn with human skeletons and loose bones. The mysterious subtitle writer touts the furry animals, "i. ncluding the majestik mse," then seems to wander off on a personal anecdote: JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama. Run away! They come to a clearing and stop, looking ahead intently. He grips his sword valiantly and as he glances around a flash of lightning reveals the silhouette of a huge terrifying castle, perhaps looking rather derelict. King Arthur suggests that the coconuts migrated, initiating a conversation about coconuts and swallows. Dead Collector I can't take him like that. FIRST SOLDIER: Oh yes! A faintly detectable squeaking which is getting louder. CART DRIVER: 'Ere. ARTHUR: Man. Monty Python on Monty Python and the Holy Grail View All Credits 1 6.3K French castle Lyrics MIX THROUGH one or two shots of them on their way again, until they approach a terrific. CART DRIVER: I can't take him like this. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society! SECOND VILLAGER: (pianissimo) Because they're made of wood? My, that's an offensive weapon,
Right! Let's make her into a ladder. CLOSE-UPS of their faces as they ride. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts together. Forced to scramble to find a place to shoot the movie, the two Terrys secured two privately owned castles to shoot all of castle interiors and most of the exteriors. It's what you both eat. [As the storm rages we pick up GALAHAD forcing his way through brambles and over slippery rocks. [Booming basses. This time, the famous French Taunt scene has been parodied in-game. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English Kkaniggets. LAUNCELOT: A Blessing. Wanting to take advantage of the space without having to pay any money, Palin suggested adding the joke of increasingly absurd fake Swedish subtitles about a moose over stoic music as a way to send up the snooty foreign films they loved. We're opera mad in Camelot Four almighty clangs. FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur
Right. I feel happy. SIR ROBIN calls out cheerfully as he passes. Penny Eyles . ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons to stand aside. Anybody who agreed was given basic medieval clothes and told to join in the insanity. ARTHUR: I am And this my trusty servant, Patsy. King Arthur, still on the hunt for knights to join him, arrives at a town where Sir Bedevere (Terry Jones) is the local knight and expert on science. He beat a very brave retreat BEDEVERE: Well now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit and take the French by surprise, not only by surprise but totally unarmed! It's both a pointed criticism of government and an explanation of popular sovereignty. Riiight back. FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! After the taunting is done, they fling animals. SOLDIER: Look! If you are not prepared to agree to my demands I shall be forced to take Oh Christ! [They continue to retreat. C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. ], [SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. Is England a monarchy? Quoi? More shots of the FRENCH SENTRIES peering into the dusk. Here's your nine pence. GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? If there's EVER going to be any progress DENNIS:! ARTHUR: Well - I can't just say: 'Hey, Man!'. ALL: Ah. [Another ten seconds furious fighting till ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHTS's other arm off, also at the shoulder. We dine well here in Camelot It's against regulations. The scene was inspired by a story Cleese heard in Elementary School about two Roman wrestlers; Cleese hated the moral of the story, and so he lampooned it in the scene. ARTHUR: (aware that people are now coming out and watching) Bloody peasant! On y va. Bon magne. Between our quests Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Creaking noise. more, All Monty Python scripts | Monty Python Scripts. MIX TO: 2. Many lines were changed, added, eliminated or were said by different characters. Es un largometraje con una duracin de 1h 31min. ], [CUT TO a MAN in modern dress standing outside a castle. MIX TO the complete group, i.e. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. Defeater of the Saxons! The Pythons: Autobiography by the Pythons, 2023 Minute Media - All Rights Reserved. Suddenly all the village fall to their knees, touching forelocks etc. A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound. Wind. I've been more than
ROBIN: Look, hurry up six eyes, or I shall cut your head off. Come on! ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join our number at the Round Table? Run away! 2023. We see a castle in the distance, and before it a PEASANT is working away on his knees trying to dig up the earth with his bare hands and a twig. The other Pythons ended up actually liking the idea, and they eventually made their next movie in 1979 called Monty Pythons Life of Brian, which was about a man named Brian who is mistaken for the Messiah because he was born on the same day in the manger next door to Jesus Christ. BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. [The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding each other admiringly.]. Graham Chapman has the fewest number of characters, appearing as four different people: King Arthur, the voice of God, the hiccupping guard, and the middle head of the Three-Headed Knight. King Arthur and the Knights shout this countless times throughout the movie -- they go into battle shouting "Charge!," see that they are facing disaster, and flee shouting "Run away!". Illuminated in the rays of the setting sun. [An awed pause, then ARTHUR rallies them.]. just passing through. Arthurs army at the end of the movie was made up entirely of 175 students (shot from various angles to make it seem as if there was double that number) from Scotlands University of Stirling. time-a! Wind. Progress is hard. [ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest]. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere? MIX TO SIR GALAHAD surrounded by chickens. Product Identifiers . FIRST HEAD: No, no, the sword, it's easier. ARTHUR: I'll have your leg. Perhaps he was dictating. LARGE MAN: (handing over the money at last) Thanks very much. As an added bonus, Atillionincludesa health bar for the French castle once Arthur and his knights attempt to attack it. Originally an inspector was going to be following them around and attempting to find them, and does, at the end. ARTHUR: (turning sharply) Sh! Release date: 1975-05-25; Production: Python (Monty) Pictures Limited / Michael White Productions / National Film Trustee Company / Fetch a duck. Sovereign of all England! # edition # python # monty. WIDE SHOT again. just to pass through, good Sir knight. Dawn still breaking. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle. He bravely turned his tail and fled Several seconds of it swirling about. Los Monty Python emprenden una desternillante bsqueda del Santo Grial. SECOND VILLAGER: (After looking at himself for some time) I got better. While Arthurs knights avert their eyes and praise the lord, the Lord in question gets more and more fed up with their mortal fallibility. 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