Robert England running from Judy Greer. Yeah. Erick: Its so bad. than the, the pool scene in Showgirls. I love it. So its going to come out completely just gone dog. Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse, whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror. I get it. Joe: I feel like they were like resident, like stoner movie nerds. Did it look like this? Dr. Satan. Director Andy Palmer keeps the pacing snappy and gives the film a nifty "horror comic book" look full of primary colored lighting and smoky nighttime exteriors.In short, The Funhouse Massacre might be more or a programmer than a classic but it has a sense of wicked fun that the modern horror film world could use more of.Blu-Ray Notes: Scream Factory picked this title up for blu-ray release and the results will make modern horror fans happy. Shes very casual about that. So I did that today while I was working. Theyre talking about getting into podcasts because radio was dead before theyre interrupted by Jeffrey dressed as a security guard, they notice he has skin hanging out of his mouth and watch him eat it. Erick: Youre just on the discourse on my, how lame this place. this is probably like the version of Harley Quinn that weve never seen on screen that we should. Vivi: Im not going to be as nice as Joe. like saran wrap is not restricting how much. The transfer is vibrant, with a nice level of detail and an impressive primary color palette. Hes happy to see them and starts running it then. Christinas just as fucking crazy as queen. Joe: well, listen, Im downloading the discord on my phone right now. And it foreshadows. For the one minute speed run? definitely not a rewatch Hubble movie. Kate sees manual and Quinn and gets flashbacks to the fire. So like I get the overdramatic and that makes. what would be so wrong about hanging out together? Erick: other side where shes like, no, no, no, you werent, you didnt want to out, but Im going to give him. As he and the sheriff arrive at the funhouse, Deputy Doyle accidentally shoots Morgans arm when Morgan flags them down. it like immediately burst blood everywhere, but definitely sets the tone for the rest of this movie. And suddenly the drama factor in this whole movie just like gets put to a 10, Vivi: right? I feel like. And I think that the kills are all super fun. I thought. People keep adding her and shes like, hello, one word, and its all I can manage right now. 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Like a lot of people did that, but that one you dont need the Pedro reference in there. Like, this is probably more scary than. Yeah. Like she has that, like, Im a sweet girl, but like make a move. we didnt come up with a drink for today, but its also a pretty hard movie to come up with a drink for. Pixars Newt: What Happened to this Unmade Movie? I love that movie but THE FUNHOUSE put up a good fight, as it is a great film in its own right. The Funhouse Massacre Turn Back Now T-Shirt. What do we got? Its how to made a me. Erick: Yeah. "Review Dull 'The Funhouse Massacre' is an aimless gorefest", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Funhouse_Massacre&oldid=1108013924, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, Candice De Visser - Dollface / Ms. Eileen Dyer, This page was last edited on 2 September 2022, at 03:12. The guy complains about it being expensive shit, but Rocco grabs his head and the guy just says he was done with it. The Funhouse is a 1981 slasher film directed by Tobe Hooper. They make their way to a newly opened horror funhouse based on their actual crimes & set about slaughtering the patrons. These actors are literally laughing. Beckinsale like, its better that you dont murder somebody and tell them the whole plan. It was just like, yeah. And again, it was like heavily foreshadow that someone was going to die by That like. Im going to pay you specifically attention to that car. Erick: one where you done, he totally won. I actually, I had a chance to be an actor at fright Fest at six flags, but like, even just the application process was an experience because Ive never had to act. And I rewatched them. - There are currently no images in this section, please consider adding some - cd ART. Cool. Cause she looks. So he, they put that girl, he was like, you want to save it for your, like for Rosalita? So I was like, yeah, Im going to nail this speed run. Like I always thought the, with the, killers revealed at least that metal type music or where they were going for was more to me just set that tone of like, dont take this like too seriously with the guys, like were setting things up. Joe: kind of in my head at least. Then we see a bunch of diner kids, and theyre like, were shutting down. Just kidding. Its really funny, but Im like, I want to see it because Ill know, I dont know the show as well as my brother-in-law, but I dont wanna watch it. awkward. The guy plays, Jason was in pretty little liars. There are hints of a funny and satisfyingly gory horror-comedy peppered throughout, like when fraidy-cat fry cook Gerardo (Erick Chavarria) frantically cranks his vans window to get a better look at a body slumped beneath his drivers-side door. She stands up and says, it must be horrible. Christina starts making fun of her for holding a knife, asking if the bathroom is in the safe zone from the freak show, she tries walking away when Quinn slashes are faced and they have an all out battle. Joe: Well, did you uh, theres an after credit, like a Yeah. These killers are. And uh, so happy we were to do this. Sheriff Kate Dyer and bumbling Deputy Doyle investigate a murder at a motel. Joe: Yeah, what about creepy content for you guys? Erick: she shoots him in the head and its like super dramatic. Erick: Its for the show on Patrion, you can get early access to episodes or a bonus episode and theme drink idea. Morgan explains what is happening inside the park. Vivi: throw on and make fun of and enjoy some good kills. Erick: Yeah. Please login to make requests. Erick: Meanwhile, our cat Elvira is just like zoning out because of the sounds are weird. Erick: We got an awkward exchange between Lori and Morgan, who keeps trying to say they can go together. I wish they would pocket them. Find out where to watch online amongst 15+ services including Netflix, Hotstar, Hooq. I mean, I think I thought about it today and its definitely hard to find. Joe: he dont have a liquor. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 has an opening kill sequence, and its a doozy with no sense of real world logic to it. Today, were gonna be talking about the 2015 film, the Funhouse massacre directed by Andy Palmer. Joe: This is the grossest scene of the movie. So hes dead. And I started a new one called Torah. Vivi: So I love this. So maybe just a pumpkin, like Oktoberfest beer would have sufficed its April. Do you want, So yeah, I think Ive revealed my hand a lot. Watch it on The Roku Channel, Tubi - Free Movies & TV, Peacock TV, Freevee, Plex - Free Movies & TV, The Roku Channel, The Roku Channel, Vudu, Prime Video or Apple TV on your Roku device. Erick: yeah. Yeah. Erick: she responds? Erick: Yeah. I guess that actress was just like Damon used to it. meat tenderizer, and like the smallest kitchen knife. Erick: Yeah. She brings the doorbell and the security guard inside says its too late for visitors. Joe: yeah. We get the title card for the film and start at a crime scene at a motel. Like, this is fucking tough. So The Funhouse Massacre is a comedy horror film heavy on gore and light on comedy. Shes like, ah, I hate Halloween. Erick: The group of friends, walk through amaze and see the clown missing his face. Like she killed her. She, she like choreograph that whole thing for them because the director was like, it was my first sex scene to shoot. Along with their friends Mikey and Randall, diner coworkers Morgan, Laurie, Christina, and Jason leave work to go the Halloween haunt. Joe: one of the few lines that Im like, it didnt even work in 2015. Information Studio Petri Entertainment Genre Horror Released 2016 Run Time 1 hr 30 min Rated 18 Gore, strong language Region of Origin Its my wife and I is just come home. While co-writers Ben Begley and Renee Dorian invest more time in fleshing out their films antagonists, The Funhouse Massacre follows a relatively boring group of rubes, including lovesick shy guy Morgan (Matt Angel) and bland love interest Laurie (Dorian), as they slowly realize that the actors playing serial killers arent just putting on a show. Or a brother. Be the first one to write a review. Yeah. Its like, its just their little second too long where its like, you got a rolled out. it was like this. : Romy Walthall of Face/Off and Howling IV has passed away at 57. As we see manual, enter the room, they hug and walk off together. Joe: its like this um, this asylum just like con air, but just for horror, you know. Six of the worlds scariest psychopaths escaped from the local asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween fund house whose themed Mays are inspired by their various reigns of terror. Theres a bunch of dead people over the counters and hes just like, oh, I love this game. Sometimes an opening kill can be great, other times they feel unnecessary. It, uh, it definitely is under the radar. Erick: Cool. Yeah. So this movie reminds me a lot of like the fields around Halloween and like those perfect. She kisses him. yeah. Dollface attacks Kate. And they wrote the movie together and its like their love letter to this genre of filmmaking with all the references and over the top. And that was like, okay. Theres things that like steal the show for sure. yeah. It makes it fun. The film follows a group of teens who are trapped inside a local funhouse, where a monster is lurking around. And I was like, no, its the name? And then its just like the super melancholy, like TV show music when Morgan and Lori are like, oh, I hope we get the third date. It rips his face, a Bart like his. Joe: like, they havent ready for a kale. Whos confronted by Quinn. Erick: Oh my God. When they see Rocco with a mallet approaching Dole fires at him and misses until his gun is out of ammo Morgan says hes so bad at shooting and pulls the gun out to Rocco before he can shoot. This film was amazing. Poltergeist is a 1982 American supernatural horror film directed by Tobe Hooper and written by Steven Spielberg, Michael Grais and Mark Victor from a story by Spielberg. A Freedom of Choice Revolution Is Roiling Iran. Okay. When drew Ardo gets off dramatically, he says, he thought these widows could use some help after all much at that does the cutting. Laurie jumps on Rocco to try and help Jason, but Rocco just pushes Jasons face so hard into it that it basically like presses into the lines because its a chain link fence. We just mentioned it on a discord and I think people were like, oh yeah, just barely heard about this from you. But overall, like, I would put this in like a comfort horror for me over like, I look forward to Halloween time and I get like that mood. Vivi: I appreciate this though, because it doesnt drag out the kill of the main villain. Joe: I dont know. But Durrell tells them to put their guns down. Erick: is. And Ive last several years started including this anyway. They use as little CGI as possible when I feel like that shows like just a few things that were enhanced by CG. One, two. And theyve really been killing people all evening. He like purposely, Vivi: went out of his way to trip on this. Yeah. Erick: bathroom hug. Its you dont play anymore. I guess I always find like the cartoon violence. Erick: Rocco grabs the mail and destroys his head. Yeah. beast of Bray road. Hes like Ms. Quinn, whats going on. I love just what they were going for in the dramatic parts of it. And Im like, I dont even know if shes teasing. I think the only anime, but its not even, I know its not anatomy to the purists, but as Ive ever delved into is the uh, his avatar. Hellraiser (1987) WTF Happened to This Adaptation? What have you been. Uh, Cause my wife used to be a big doctor who fan was like a, she likes doctor who and hes like doctor what? Joe: actually. I actually have the poster signed by the, the cast or the writer and the two writers, which are bumblebee girl and the deputy are married and they wrote the movie. I got punking whiskey. Erick: right. And they dropped to the floor while Rocco yells. Cause once again, we have a guest. I dont have a phone ever. I wish Englund had stuck . Erick: she didnt win. Just a good. Still, he tries, and the women often end up dead. Cause that. Joe: I actually, the one Guinness bottle in there I bought from when we originally recorded on St. Patricks day. 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